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You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing
perfect gif
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
(via imissourlittletalks)
reasons i should be your friend:
- my hands are soft i think because people tell me
- i probably have a soft face too
- i am willing to play with your hair platonically
- whenever i eat french fries you can have some
- YOU DONT EVEN NEED TO ASK YOU CAN JUST TAKE A FRENCH FRY OR TWO
- not all the french fries though
(via imissourlittletalks)
if you don’t think history is amusing then you’re wrong because one time 3 different guys declared themselves pope all at once and they all excommunicated each other and it was basically the funniest thing ever
what about that time the Lichtenstein army sent 80 men to Italy to fight and came back with 81
what about that one mexican president who lasted 45 minutes in office
(via timemakesnomistakes)
Moment of silence for all the kids who don’t have a dad to celebrate today with and shoutout to the hardworking moms who raised kids alone.
(via thesilentandthehopeful)
isn’t it ironic
how we kill
flowers
because we
think that
they are
beautiful
(via its-not-ok-to-be-fat)
